Tourism officials are preparing for a wave of visitors expected to crouch beside puddles, whisper "ray tracing," and take twelve identical screenshots of wet pavement.
Local businesses are reportedly installing extra reflective surfaces to meet demand. One beachfront cafe now offers a premium puddle table with optional lens flare.
Residents have been urged to keep moving if they see someone comparing sidewalk reflections to a trailer frame. Officials describe the situation as "mostly harmless, but emotionally glossy."