Starter suspicion
Classified box
One small sidebar placement for brands, creators, or mysterious sandwich vendors.
GBP 25 / weekCommercial opportunities
Advertise with the least reliable paper in Vice.
Reach readers who believe in screenshots, red string, and buying things because a sidebar box looked official for three seconds.
Most believable
Evidence desk sponsor
A homepage sponsor card placed between the news and the panic.
GBP 75 / weekAbsolutely unwise
Full conspiracy
Homepage, article sidebar, and a headline written with suspicious confidence.
GBP 150 / weekWho this is for
Indie creators, Discords, newsletters, merch shops, and anyone selling red string.
Sponsor notices are designed to look like part of the parody newspaper, while staying clearly separate from editorial stories. Real sponsors can replace the fake classifieds whenever the newsroom becomes dangerously solvent.