A retailer listing, visible for approximately eleven minutes and one very dramatic group chat, appeared to describe a feature called "dynamic roadside object feelings."
The listing claimed cones would react to nearby danger with "contextual wobble, civic disappointment, and premium next-gen regret." We cannot confirm any of this, but we can confirm we enjoyed reading it.
The page was removed shortly after being noticed. Industry watchers say this is either normal metadata cleanup or the largest traffic-cone secrecy operation in entertainment history.