Rumours are swirling after a tea shop receipt was photographed beside a bench, leading some to conclude that the next GTA VI heist may revolve around a biscuit-related smuggling operation.
According to the theory, the itemised list includes one tea, one jam tart, and an entry simply labelled ‘repositioning supplies’, which amateur sleuths say is unmistakably criminal.
A forum post claims the receipt’s total is ‘too neat to be a coincidence’, a point which would be stronger if it were not a receipt.
Local observers have also noted that the paper was folded into what appears to be a tiny map, or possibly just abandoned with a complete lack of dignity.
As ever, this is all nonsense assembled from crumbs, vibes and one extremely overconfident man with a ruler.