Witnesses claim the scooter’s dashboard displayed a station icon labelled ‘WX & WOBBLE FM’, though this may also have been the reflection of a spoon.
The playlist reportedly includes “Rain Coming In Two Hours”, “Probably Fine”, and a 14-minute spoken-word segment titled ‘Your Patio Furniture Is Not Secure’.
One local expert in absolutely nothing said the station sounds ‘like if a traffic cone had opinions’ and called it ‘a bold move for suburban morale’.
No one has confirmed the scooter is meaningful in any way, but it has now been photographed from six angles and described as a breakthrough by people holding pastries.