A completely invented wave of map talk has led to an important conclusion: the roads in GTA VI will almost certainly go somewhere.
Our panel of beige-jacketed experts studied a variety of pixel blobs, coffee rings and one particularly optimistic shadow, then declared the coastline to be 'very coastal indeed'.
One analyst pointed to a suspiciously bendy road and said it was 'clearly a narrative route for a stolen hot dog van'. Another insisted the wetlands prove the game will contain 'at least three heroic swamps and a fourth, secret swamp'.
The report also notes that any city with this many roads is likely to feature drivers, pedestrians, and a number of bins that will be relocated against their will.
Fans have taken the findings seriously, which is exactly the sort of thing fans are known for in these circumstances.