The internet has once again done that thing where it stares at a blurry object and decides it must contain the whole plot of a blockbuster.
In this latest bit of blessed nonsense, a black bin bag is seen billowing beside a takeaway shop like it has just discovered its own destiny and wants the world to respect it.
Witnesses in the clip insist the bag performs a "determined little wobble", which experts say is either physics, weather, or a very committed performance piece.
By frame four, the bag is apparently "looking out to sea", although this may simply be it being nudged by a breeze with aspirations.
Our in-house rumour concierge has described the footage as "deeply cinematic for something that could be bought in a pack of twelve".
No official person, nor any sensible person, has confirmed any of this, but that has never stopped the internet from acting like it has just found the Crown Jewels in a puddle.