The footage, if it can be called that without upsetting the camera, appears to show a determined wheelie bin rolling into a municipal corridor like it owns the lease and the biscuits.
Onlookers in the clip are heard muttering that the bin is ‘very process-driven’, which in the world of Vice City nonsense is practically the same as being elected.
The bin’s corduroy trousers are said to feature both a phone pocket and what one source described as ‘a deeply unnecessary level of authority’.
GTA VI watchers have already concluded that this is either a new side mission, a fashion revolution, or simply what happens when a bin is left near a costume department for too long.
Our advice remains the same as ever: admire the spectacle, enjoy the gossip, and do not trust a wheelie bin in formalwear with your snack supply.