The internet has once again done that thing where a blurry object becomes a full-blown epic before breakfast.
This week’s supposed clip features a wheelie bin wearing what appears to be a hat, standing near a junction with the sort of expression only a bin can have: one of grim purpose and mild weather awareness.
Observers have already decided it is ‘clearly’ about to roll back into traffic after a period of reflection, regret, and possibly recycling.
One source close to nobody in particular said the bin gives off ‘big redemption energy’, though this may simply be the wind.
Naturally, the footage has been enhanced by fans with zoom, arrows, and the confidence of a man explaining a kettle.
We are told the bin’s story arc involves a slow turn, a dramatic pause, and a final wobble that signifies either destiny or a bad wheel.