In the footage, a trolley is seen leaving a supermarket car park with the determined energy of a man late for a meeting he never agreed to attend.
Witnesses in the video, if they are to be believed, say the trolley keeps veering left in a manner described by experts as 'full of character' and 'not remotely safe for cardio'.
A nearby seagull appears to observe the scene like a stern sports coach who has lost the whistle and most of the patience.
Fans have already begun speculating that the trolley may be headed for a training montage, a seaside promenade, or a very awkward apology.
As ever, nobody involved has confirmed anything, and the clip may simply be a trolley being a trolley in its own time-honoured, slightly embarrassing way.