The internet has once again done what it does best: stared at a blurry square and announced it has solved urban planning.
In the fictional clip, a street cleanser wearing a fedora is seen nodding sternly at three wheelie bins, as if conducting delicate diplomacy over who gets emptied first.
Witnesses in our made-up newsroom claim the scene ends with a dustpan being placed on a bonnet and a nearby pigeon applauding in a very administrative manner.
Experts we definitely invented say this can only mean the next Vice City has a full bin economy, complete with curbside tariffs, skip-based rivals, and a black market in extra bin lids.
Naturally, none of this is real, and the clip is as imaginary as a tax return written by a seagull. Still, it has not stopped fans from zooming in on the fedora for 14 straight hours.