A brand-new “clip” doing the rounds online appears to show a scooter in a waistcoat parked at an angle that only a civic planner or a mildly smug bee would admire.
In the scene, the scooter seems to tap a clipboard with its handlebars, as if announcing a budget in which every department is given exactly one pencil and a stern look.
Observers have already leapt to the conclusion that Vice City’s next great administrative leap will involve budgeting by horn noise and the strategic use of coupons.
One frame allegedly contains a fountain, a sandwich, and what may be a tax form, though the internet has, in fairness, been wrong about smaller things.
If real, it would mark the first time anyone has tried to make municipal finance look like a neighbourhood parade that accidentally wandered into a stationery shop.