A grainy, entirely suspect clip has surfaced online showing what appears to be a sandwich board in a raincoat standing between two taxis near Vice City marina, as if it has a strong opinion about lanes, loyalty and double parking.
The board, according to viewers with far too much time on their hands, was seen gently wobbling in the breeze while pointing one side toward a side street and the other toward a very aggrieved driver who may or may not have been honking in iambic pentameter.
One source of no discernible authority claimed the sandwich board had been selected because it was 'impartial, weatherproof and already used to being ignored', which frankly sounds like half the civic apparatus.
The clip then cuts out, presumably because the board had to attend another meeting about curb access and the emotional wellbeing of laminated signage.
Industry sages have reportedly interpreted the whole thing as proof that Vice City’s next great power struggle will be fought not with firearms, but with fonts, kerning and aggressive footpath etiquette.