The clip, if it can be called that and not a blur with ambitions, appears to feature a pram in a denim jacket standing beside a painted kerb like it pays council tax.
Observers say the pram’s expression is one of firm disappointment, which is exactly the look Vice City needs when someone leaves a hatchback at a jaunty angle.
One scene seems to show the pram consulting a clipboard, though experts note it may simply be a folded takeaway menu and a terrible attitude.
Naturally, fans have concluded this means the game’s parking system will be “deep” and “emotionally complex”, with at least one street in permanent passive aggression.