The internet has once again been blessed with what looks exactly like somebody’s imagination wearing a name tag.
In the alleged clip, a pizza oven in a sharp fedora is seen parked beside a pay-and-display machine, issuing what experts are calling “firm, dough-based diplomacy” to the surrounding vehicles.
Witnesses in the video—if they are indeed witnesses and not three blokes in a café—claim the oven refused to speak until the scooters stopped revving and the trolley promised to cease its “unlicensed zig-zagging.”
There is no evidence this is anything other than a daft fan-made sketch, but that has not stopped viewers from declaring the oven a “natural leader” and “possibly overqualified for municipal work.”
At press time, the parking feud had apparently calmed down after someone offered the oven extra cheese and a small clipboard.