The internet has done what it does best: looked at a blurry clip and immediately decided it was destiny.
The star of the footage is a pigeon wearing a hi-vis waistcoat and pecking at a clipboard with the sort of confidence usually reserved for men selling air fryers outside service stations.
According to absolutely nobody in particular, the bird is said to be ‘applying’ for Vice City’s airport, though the application appears to consist mainly of one peck, two side-eyes and a brisk hop onto a trolley.
Observers were divided. Some called it a promising sign of dynamic NPC behaviour. Others said it was just a pigeon being rude near luggage.
Either way, the clip has already sparked debate about whether Vice City is entering a bold new era of aviation, or simply running out of sensible places to stand.
One source close to a nearby sandwich said the pigeon seemed ‘fully committed’ and had already judged three passengers for their shoes.
As ever, the truth remains somewhere between total fabrication and a bird with attitude.