A fresh bit of so-called footage has surfaced, showing a neon eel in a bow tie gliding purposefully past Vice City’s taxi rank with the sort of confidence usually reserved for men who say “I know a shortcut”.
Observers say the eel appears to pause beside a laminated sign, nod at no one in particular, and then perform what can only be described as a managerial wiggle.
The internet, naturally, has interpreted this as proof of a brand-new systems overhaul, a secret transport empire, or possibly the arrival of the world’s most handsome electrician.
Our newsroom must stress that the clip may also be a lamp, a reflection, or a fish with excellent timing. Still, the bow tie does look pressed.