The internet has once again mistaken nonsense for evidence after a wobbling clip emerged of what appears to be a lobster in a raincoat standing beside a folding table marked “Beach Safety Summit”.
Observers say the crustacean was seen tapping a clipboard, pointing at a clipboard, then tapping the first clipboard again, which experts are calling “administrative energy”.
No one has confirmed whether the lobster is real, fictional, decorative, or simply making a bold seasonal statement.
Still, one source close to a seagull quoted by a bin claimed the whole thing may signal a deeper Vice City trend: more maritime bureaucracy, fewer sensible trousers.
As ever, viewers are advised to treat the clip with the usual degree of suspicion reserved for anything filmed near a kebab shop at midnight.