A fresh bit of alleged footage has arrived online, showing what appears to be a litter picker in a hi-vis jacket taking a running start at a plastic bottle with the kind of focus usually reserved for final exams.
Witnesses who are absolutely not at the scene say the performance includes one heroic bend, two dramatic reaches, and a look of quiet rage at a crisp packet that refused to cooperate.
The clip, which has all the hallmarks of being filmed by a phone held by an excited potato, has prompted experts to conclude the character is either deeply committed to civic duty or just having a very odd afternoon.
At one point the figure pauses beside a bin, seemingly to reassess their life choices, before marching off with the energy of a substitute PE teacher who has lost the whistle but kept the authority.
Fans are already calling it the most emotionally charged rubbish-related content since last Tuesday.