The latest so-called sighting features a hot dog stand wearing loafers, standing beside a drawbridge with the sort of posture normally reserved for school governors and divorced uncles.
According to nobody sensible, the stand was seen tapping a clipboard with a mustard-smeared finger and muttering about load-bearing optimism.
Witnesses claim the structure then announced it was ‘very much qualified’ to inspect the bridge because it had been ‘serving buns for years’, which is the kind of logic only Vice City could make sound almost official.
Some fans are now insisting the clip proves the game has introduced a new careers system, while others believe it is simply a hot dog stand having a powerful day out.
Either way, the alleged footage has already become the only thing standing between the bridge and a full-blown press conference.