The internet has once again been charmed into a mild panic by what appears to be a garden gnome in wellington boots, allegedly taking a very serious interest in Vice City’s bus timetable.
In the clip, the gnome is seen inspecting a queue, nodding at a passing double-decker, and then writing something stern in a notebook the size of a biscuit.
Experts of the unofficial variety say this is either a hint at new world detail, a local civic side quest, or simply the world’s most determined bit of lawn décor.
One onlooker described the figure as “small, committed, and oddly disappointed in everyone,” which many took as a sign of authentic public-service energy.
As ever, nobody has confirmed anything except that the clip is clearly daft, likely fictional, and spiritually compatible with a city where a flamingo once had opinions about parking.