The internet has done what it does best: taken a perfectly ordinary fantasy, put it in a low-resolution frame, and declared it destiny.
In the clip, a flamingo on roller skates appears to glide past a line of immobile hatchbacks while holding what looks suspiciously like a clipboard and a mild grudge.
No one can confirm what the bird is actually doing, but experts in our office have agreed it is definitely not a normal Thursday.
The costume department, if there is one, has gone for an aggressively official look: reflective stripes, a whistle, and the sort of stern posture usually reserved for people explaining tow fees.
Naturally, this has led to feverish speculation that Vice City’s streets will be policed by a bird with impeccable poise and absolutely no respect for pavement etiquette.
As ever, we should stress this is nonsense of the highest order, which is exactly why the internet has embraced it like a seagull with a chip.