The internet has once again spotted what it insists is a seismic moment for Vice City: a flamingo in a flat cap standing beside a roundabout like it owns the lease and the saxophone.
In the brief, highly suspicious clip, the bird appears to point one leg at approaching traffic, then nod solemnly as if approving a trumpet solo or a minor lane closure.
Fans were quick to conclude this means the game will feature a new roundabout jazz system, where vehicles must yield not only to pedestrians, but also to mood.
Our newsroom can confirm absolutely nothing, except that the flamingo looked very committed and the flat cap was positioned with alarming professionalism.
If true, Vice City’s transport department may finally be run by a creature that understands rhythm, patience, and the eternal British belief that a hat solves administration.