A grainy and deeply theatrical clip has allegedly appeared online showing a corn dog cart in a Panama hat standing beside a yellow line and looking, by all accounts, terribly pleased with itself.
The cart is said to have issued no statements, but onlookers claim it gently rolled to the front of an imaginary queue and immediately caused several pedestrians to behave like they had discovered etiquette.
One expert in absolutely nothing told us the vehicle’s polished sauce dispenser was a clear sign of a broader plan to bring order to Vice City’s snack-based infrastructure.
As ever, the internet has responded with calm, restraint and only four thousand memes about mustard.
Officials have not commented, which is sensible, as the cart is not officially an official of anything and was last seen reversing into a festival crowd with the dignity of a man who knows he is important.