The clip, which is almost certainly nonsense with extra nonsense on top, shows a modest biscuit tin in shades staring at a crossing as if it has just discovered responsibility.
Within moments, commentators began declaring the tin a “game-changer” for Vice City pedestrian safety, despite the fact it is clearly just a tin with ambition and a shiny attitude.
Witnesses in the made-up footage say the tin performed a slow turn, a dramatic pause, and what appeared to be a stern internal memo about road etiquette.
Experts on the sofa have already suggested the tin’s real talent is making every nearby vehicle feel mildly judged, which is apparently the new benchmark for urban planning.
If true, the sighting would mark the first time in history that a biscuit container has been credited with improving civic order without actually moving its lid.