The internet has once again done what it does best: looked at a vehicle and announced a lifestyle change.
In the clip, the lorry appears to inch forward, pause with purpose, and then swing left in a manner described by one witness as “very stagey indeed.”
Viewers were quick to conclude that the single stubborn mirror was not defective, but in fact “a character choice.”
One forum pundit said the machine was “clearly preparing for a dramatic second act,” which is the sort of sentence that should be taxed.
The footage ends with the lorry facing a wall, which analysts immediately interpreted as “thinking about itself.”
No one involved has confirmed anything, of course, but that has not stopped the nation from pretending to understand bin-based choreography.