A fresh round of eyebrow exercise is under way after a cartoonishly dodgy clip began circulating online, allegedly showing a bin lorry in a beanie conducting a very determined walk down a palm-lined street.
No actual information is being confirmed here, because there is nothing to confirm apart from the fact that the vehicle appears to have the posture of a man who has just discovered artisanal coffee and is now impossible to talk to.
The clip’s supposed ‘evidence’ includes a jaunty horn beep, a suspiciously confident reverse manoeuvre, and what commentators insist is the lorry giving a press-ready nod to an off-camera pelican.
Naturally, viewers have responded with the usual mixture of nonsense, charts, and 14-minute explanations recorded from bed.
If true, the footage would suggest Vice City’s civic scene is moving towards a bold new era in which refuse collection, campaign promises, and mild confusion become fully integrated services.