The theory began when a very determined bush appeared to move in the wind, leading the internet to do what it does best: assemble a seminar.
A diagram posted by one forum user allegedly shows eleven hidden routes, three secret shops, and ‘one emotionally complicated hedge’.
Sceptics note that bushes are often just bushes, but this has not stopped the community from zooming in until the pixels started asking for privacy.
For now, the consensus is that Vice City’s shrubbery is either hiding clues, hiding snacks, or simply existing with terrible timing.