According to a completely non-official reading of one very shiny dolphin statue, the object is “doing too much” to be ignored.
Experts, meaning three people and one sandwich, say the statue’s grin is either a warning, a clue, or evidence that somebody in Vice City has been given too much freedom with decorative budgets.
The dolphin appears to be pointing at the water in a way that has been described as “plot-adjacent” and “a bit know-all.” This has naturally led to theories involving secret docks, moonlit boat deals and one emotionally complicated jet ski.
No one involved is claiming this is real information. It is simply a dolphin that has, against all odds, developed main-character energy.
If the statue turns out to do absolutely nothing, analysts say they will still insist it was “setting the tone.”