The newest wave of speculation has taken a sharp turn into the decorative, with analysts now focusing on a sunglasses shop sign that appears to be wearing trainers.
According to the usual experts with too much time and a printer, the footwear indicates ‘mobility, ambition and a willingness to stand outside a venue for six hours’.
They claim the sign’s reflective surface suggests a major role in Vice City’s nightlife, possibly as a border control officer for velvet ropes.
One report states the sign is ‘positioned for influence’, which is a deeply alarming phrase to apply to a retail fixture.
The site is expected to either transform the city’s after-dark economy or simply remain attached to a wall and mind its own business.