According to people who absolutely should know better, the trolley’s headband is not fashion but governance, signalling a bold new era of boundary-pushing parking rules.
Their theory is that Vice City will soon be divided into zones: one for cars, one for scooters, and one for trolleys with leadership qualities.
The analysis also claims the trolley’s slight wobble represents “adaptive policy”, which is a very grand phrase for something that looks like it may topple into a hedge at any moment.
A rival camp insists the trolley is simply lost, but this has not stopped pundits from treating it as the keynote speaker at a conference on kerbside efficiency.
Either way, the trolley has reportedly boosted morale among all metal objects that have ever dreamed of making a difference.