The bird was allegedly spotted lingering near a corner shop with the calm confidence of someone who knows where the best snacks are hidden.
According to the analysis, the sunglasses are not merely a fashion choice but a declaration of intent, a warning, and possibly a tax dispute.
One expert suggested the pigeon's stance indicates either a dramatic mission or a refusal to leave until the crisps are discounted.
Others believe the entire scene points to a bigger pattern in the rumour ecosystem: if an object, animal or piece of municipal furniture appears mildly composed, people will insist it is plotting something.
In short, the pigeon is probably fine, but it does look like it has a story to tell and absolutely no intention of telling the truth straight away.