New analysis of a so-called “frame” from the wildly imaginary world of GTA VI suggests a hot dog stand wearing tiny glasses may be positioned as the city’s unofficial broadcaster of scandal.
The theory is simple: wherever the stand rolls, rumours follow. Wherever the stand stops, arguments start. Wherever the stand serves mustard, somebody loses a friendship.
One analyst told us the glasses were “not decorative” but a clear sign that the stand has begun reading the room, the paper, and possibly everyone’s private messages.
There is, as ever, no evidence. Only vibes. Strong, greasy vibes.
Still, if Vice City wants a reliable source of gossip, it may have found one that comes with onions and absolutely no editorial restraint.