The latest bit of nonsense to set the forums alight is a grainy image of a disco-themed bin lorry idling outside a neon laundrette like it owns the place.
According to analysts, the driving gloves are the key detail. ‘No vehicle wears gloves unless it has ambition,’ one expert reportedly said, while nobody else agreed but all nodded politely.
The theory goes that the lorry is not merely collecting rubbish, but curating it, with a special interest in glow sticks, pizza boxes and anything left near a bass speaker.
Fans have already begun predicting side missions involving wheelie bins, municipal drama and at least one dramatic horn solo.
If true, Vice City may soon face the age-old question: is that garbage collection, or is it a residency?